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And I thought I had a tough job. Imagine jerkin salmon all day.
Sounds fishy to me.
No sunburn, but an undeniable urge to swim up a shallow stream and pleasure yourself to death.
Think I’ll just wear a hat.
Lived in the desert southwest most of my life – and I’m just FINE with a long-sleeve-shirt with tight weave and light color to keep the sun off me all day. We don’t have salmon here, but we have sun over 300-days a year, temps over 100F more than 180-days a year, and UV 10+ most of that time, too. Long shirts worked for hundreds of years – I’m missing why ‘scientists’ had to turn to salmon to help with the obvious here.
Oh PLEASE let South park do a parody of THIS!
Talk about an opening for so many “one liners”. A comedian’s dream.
Salmon sperm. . . sounds like something Andrew Zimmern might eat.
Just think, some random was the first to try this and accidentally discovered the sun blocking abilities after the fact.
i got some human lotion thats better………..
Sunblock Of Future? Study Finds Salmon Sperm-Derived…………LOL any woman who wants me to toss off on their face so they can rub in all over, I’m available for hire….
you shouldn’t up-vote your own posts. makes you look dumber than your post.
FINALLY! I’ve been waiting fr decades to smear salmon sprerm all over my body. (sarc. off)
Will it change the “white”color?
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