Comments on “‘Delightfully strange’: Mysterious golden object pulled from Gulf of Alaska could be new species”

  1. Jonathan says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:42 AM

    Not even remotely spherical… why call it an orb?

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    1. Evil Klown says:
      09/06/2023 at 2:38 PM

      They spelled “blob” wrong.

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  2. Eric says:
    09/06/2023 at 10:37 AM

    Looks like a dead something-rather.

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  3. DigitalBob says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:14 AM

    Looks like schmeg on a blob of gold. Is this a half inch across or 10 feet across?

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    1. RT says:
      09/06/2023 at 11:56 AM

      Look at the picture of someone holding it…

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  4. Benjamine Dover says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:16 AM

    Whale snot?

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  5. BAMABADGER says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:41 AM

    The remnants of Joe Biden’s brain.

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    1. red byrd says:
      09/06/2023 at 12:31 PM

      sorry Bam but that’s not possible. I’ve known about Biden for decades and he has apparently never had a brain. I think he was brothers to the Tin Man?

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      1. BAMKILLA says:
        09/06/2023 at 4:34 PM

        But, but, but, I thought he was a crime family boss?
        Which is it?
        You inbred morons are just butt hurt we are putting all your heros in prison.
        CRY HARDER!!!
        HAHAHAHAHAHA!
        WE WIN.
        YOU LOSE!!!

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        1. Melania's Mattel Brests (sic) and Face says:
          09/06/2023 at 9:13 PM

          Couldn’t say it better myself.

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        2. Ron says:
          09/07/2023 at 8:59 AM

          As you cower behind misinformation lies illegal interference fraud corruption fear and the least popular least trusted most compromised president in us history. Lol.

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    2. Mark says:
      09/06/2023 at 7:11 PM

      Way too much matter there.

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  6. Anson says:
    09/06/2023 at 12:16 PM

    It doesn’t look anything like an orb, and she clearly says “base” not “face”. Who writes this crap?

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  7. red byrd says:
    09/06/2023 at 12:29 PM

    looks like a chunk of old dried up tupperwear?

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  8. Glint says:
    09/06/2023 at 1:20 PM

    More DOA than ET.

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  9. ron Atola says:
    09/06/2023 at 1:29 PM

    Let’s kill whatever it is if it’s alive, and dissect it.
    It might be 5000 yrs old, but we won’t know until we uproot and kill it.
    Ya that’s a good idea.

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  10. Louis says:
    09/06/2023 at 2:35 PM

    Stupid shit right there

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  11. BudMan says:
    09/06/2023 at 2:52 PM

    Looks Like my last dump.

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  12. Nameless says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:54 PM

    I don’t care what it is.

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  13. FJB says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:56 PM

    Let’s Go Brandon.

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  14. Mark Maloney says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:59 PM

    “Hey, what is that?! It’s like the beginning of a horror movie!”

    “Right, let’s bring it up and hold it in our hands.”

    “Great idea!”

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    1. Patrick says:
      09/06/2023 at 7:23 PM

      They need to keep cameras on the people who handled it, so that when the thing leaps out of their chests it is fully documented.

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  15. Peter says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:11 PM

    It’s turd, man made yellow plastic mixed with dead smaller fish, some big fish ate it and had relief.

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  16. Charles Ward says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:29 PM

    Looks like the ‘author’ of this article has no idea what the word ORB means.

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  17. Roo Gray says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:46 PM

    Just looks like a piece of plastic that busted off something!!! Sobwhat’s the big deal???

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  18. Boyd Augue says:
    09/06/2023 at 5:45 PM

    A rotten chicken breast in a paper bag.

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  19. Mark says:
    09/06/2023 at 7:09 PM

    I think it’s Poseidon’s left nut.

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  20. phil evans says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:13 PM

    animal,vegetable,mineral?

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  21. Nick says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:46 PM

    It’s that organic or inorganic thingamagiggy that I dropped overboard on that trip I took a few years ago. Thanks for finding it for me.

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  22. Frank Barzaga says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:57 PM

    Could it be ambergris?

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  23. Stalin says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:05 PM

    Looks like s

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  24. Stark says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:29 PM

    Sarumon’s orb thing he used to summon Sauron.

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  25. Stains says:
    09/06/2023 at 10:35 PM

    Chances are it’s plant matter combined with smegma!! Beware if Smegma Man!!

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  26. Bob Sponge says:
    09/07/2023 at 5:56 PM

    Sponge Bob !!!!

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  27. TacoBellFan1234 says:
    09/12/2023 at 12:11 PM

    It looks like the shit I had from taco bell last night.

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