Comments on “‘Delightfully strange’: Mysterious golden object pulled from Gulf of Alaska could be new species”

  1. Jonathan says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:42 AM

    Not even remotely spherical… why call it an orb?

    1. Evil Klown says:
      09/06/2023 at 2:38 PM

      They spelled “blob” wrong.

  2. Eric says:
    09/06/2023 at 10:37 AM

    Looks like a dead something-rather.

  3. DigitalBob says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:14 AM

    Looks like schmeg on a blob of gold. Is this a half inch across or 10 feet across?

    1. RT says:
      09/06/2023 at 11:56 AM

      Look at the picture of someone holding it…

  4. Benjamine Dover says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:16 AM

    Whale snot?

  5. BAMABADGER says:
    09/06/2023 at 11:41 AM

    The remnants of Joe Biden’s brain.

    1. red byrd says:
      09/06/2023 at 12:31 PM

      sorry Bam but that’s not possible. I’ve known about Biden for decades and he has apparently never had a brain. I think he was brothers to the Tin Man?

      1. BAMKILLA says:
        09/06/2023 at 4:34 PM

        But, but, but, I thought he was a crime family boss?
        Which is it?
        You inbred morons are just butt hurt we are putting all your heros in prison.
        CRY HARDER!!!
        WE WIN.
        YOU LOSE!!!

        1. Melania's Mattel Brests (sic) and Face says:
          09/06/2023 at 9:13 PM

          Couldn’t say it better myself.

        2. Ron says:
          09/07/2023 at 8:59 AM

          As you cower behind misinformation lies illegal interference fraud corruption fear and the least popular least trusted most compromised president in us history. Lol.

    2. Mark says:
      09/06/2023 at 7:11 PM

      Way too much matter there.

  6. Anson says:
    09/06/2023 at 12:16 PM

    It doesn’t look anything like an orb, and she clearly says “base” not “face”. Who writes this crap?

  7. red byrd says:
    09/06/2023 at 12:29 PM

    looks like a chunk of old dried up tupperwear?

  8. Glint says:
    09/06/2023 at 1:20 PM

    More DOA than ET.

  9. ron Atola says:
    09/06/2023 at 1:29 PM

    Let’s kill whatever it is if it’s alive, and dissect it.
    It might be 5000 yrs old, but we won’t know until we uproot and kill it.
    Ya that’s a good idea.

  10. Louis says:
    09/06/2023 at 2:35 PM

    Stupid shit right there

  11. BudMan says:
    09/06/2023 at 2:52 PM

    Looks Like my last dump.

  12. Nameless says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:54 PM

    I don’t care what it is.

  13. FJB says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:56 PM

    Let’s Go Brandon.

  14. Mark Maloney says:
    09/06/2023 at 3:59 PM

    “Hey, what is that?! It’s like the beginning of a horror movie!”

    “Right, let’s bring it up and hold it in our hands.”

    “Great idea!”

    1. Patrick says:
      09/06/2023 at 7:23 PM

      They need to keep cameras on the people who handled it, so that when the thing leaps out of their chests it is fully documented.

  15. Peter says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:11 PM

    It’s turd, man made yellow plastic mixed with dead smaller fish, some big fish ate it and had relief.

  16. Charles Ward says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:29 PM

    Looks like the ‘author’ of this article has no idea what the word ORB means.

  17. Roo Gray says:
    09/06/2023 at 4:46 PM

    Just looks like a piece of plastic that busted off something!!! Sobwhat’s the big deal???

  18. Boyd Augue says:
    09/06/2023 at 5:45 PM

    A rotten chicken breast in a paper bag.

  19. Mark says:
    09/06/2023 at 7:09 PM

    I think it’s Poseidon’s left nut.

  20. phil evans says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:13 PM


  21. Nick says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:46 PM

    It’s that organic or inorganic thingamagiggy that I dropped overboard on that trip I took a few years ago. Thanks for finding it for me.

  22. Frank Barzaga says:
    09/06/2023 at 8:57 PM

    Could it be ambergris?

  23. Stalin says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:05 PM

    Looks like s

  24. Stark says:
    09/06/2023 at 9:29 PM

    Sarumon’s orb thing he used to summon Sauron.

  25. Stains says:
    09/06/2023 at 10:35 PM

    Chances are it’s plant matter combined with smegma!! Beware if Smegma Man!!

  26. Bob Sponge says:
    09/07/2023 at 5:56 PM

    Sponge Bob !!!!

  27. TacoBellFan1234 says:
    09/12/2023 at 12:11 PM

    It looks like the shit I had from taco bell last night.


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